killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

rachreilly:

when someone tries to spill the truth tea but you’re not ready to be scalded

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plantrats:

Sunshine and tummy rubs.

plantrats:

Sunshine and tummy rubs.

me (surprised): omg
me (amused): omg
me (angry): omg
me (sad): omg
me (nostalgic): omg
me (annoyed): omg
me (scared): omg
cupcake-town:

Midge ♥

cupcake-town:

Midge 

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

millilicious:

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

Reblogging again because hot men on my blog is always a welcome thing

xfawnx:

marquise8ossyfangs:

psycosis91:

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ALL I WANNA DO IS [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] [GUN SHOT NOISE] AND A [GUN COCK NOISE] MAYBE YOU’RE MY LOVE.

ahhhh